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THEIR LAST BEAN

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THEIR LAST BEAN

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In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.
"Dances With Smurfs" S

About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time.

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Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.
"Medicinal Fried Chicken" S

About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time.

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Randy finally reveals his big secret... that he IS Lorde. Randy then shows Stan how the music is made.
"The Cissy" S

About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time.

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The Goth Kids get "Goth Served" when one of their own doesn't conform with them and joins Stan's dance crew.
"You Got F'd in the A" S

About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time.

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EXT. LOADING AREA - SCHOOL - DAY
The goth kids are hanging out as usual, smoking cigarettes and listening to goth music on a boom box. The girl is writing poetry.
Stan comes walking up with his hands in his pockets.
STAN
Hey guys. Uh... You guys know how to dance, right?
GOTH KID
Of COURSE we know how to dance.
STAN
Cool, because there's this competition on Saturday, and I have to find the very best dancers in South Park to be on my crew. My friends can't do it because they suck ass so, will you be in my dance troop?
GOTH KID
Dance troupe?! PLEASE.
(hair)
We don't dance like those Britney and Justin wanna bes at school.
(hair)
Goth kids dance to express pain and suffering.
GOTH KID
(getting up)
Yeah. The only COOL way to dance is to keep your hands at your sides at your eyes looking at the ground. Then every three seconds you take a drag on your cigarette.
The music on the boom box inexplicably gets louder as we watch the kid do his 'Goth Dance'.
His dance is just what he explained. He stays looking at the ground while keeping his hands at his sides and takes a drag on his cigarette every three seconds.
Now the Goth kids all start dancing the exact same way.
STAN
Okay, that'll work fine! Listen, there's a dance competition this Saturday and I need good dancers so I don't get served.
The kids all stop dancing and go back to their seated positions with their cigarettes.
GOTH KID
No way.
(hair in face)
Dancing is something you do ALONE, in your room at three in the morning.
STAN
PLEASE you guys, our whole town's reputation is at stake! Won't ANY of you do it.
GOTH KID
I'M not doing it.
(hair in the face)
Being in a dance group is totally conformist!
(hair in the face)
PAN OVER to the goth girl.
GOTH GIRL
Yeah, I'm not conforming to some dance off regulations.
PAN OVER to the goth little kid.
GOTH LITTLE KID
I'm not doing it either. I'm the biggest non-conformist of all!
Finally, PAN OVER to the skinny tall Goth kid, who looks at the others for several seconds and thinks.
GOTH KID
I'm SUCH a non-conformist, that I'm not going to conform with the rest of YOU. Okay I'll do it.
STAN
Great!
The tall lanky goth kid walks off with Stan. The other goth kids just sit there
GOTH GIRL
Woa... I think we just got put in our place...
GOTH KID
Yeah... We just got Goth served.Cartoon House

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Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" S

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EXT. DENVER CONVENTION CENTER - DAY
The large electric sign outside of the convention center announces 'All State Basketball Tryouts' in flashing and animated letters.
INT. DENVER CONVENTION CENTER - DAY
Kyle walks into the arena wearing a little basketball outfit. He is flanked by Stan, Kenny and Cartman, and holding a basketball. There are several people visible in the far background. Kyle looks nervous as he walks in.
STAN
Dude, Don't be nervous.
KYLE
How can I not be nervous? Trying out for the All State Team has been my dream for YEARS.
STAN
You're the best player at our school dude, you'll make the team for sure.
CARTMAN
This is ridiculous, Jews can't play basketball.
KYLE
I BEAT OUT YOUR FAT ASS, CARTMAN!!!
A whistle sounds and we cut to a shot where a couple white adults with basketballs and all state jackets are standing.
OLDER MAN
(lowering whistle)
All students trying out for the All State team to center court!
Kyle dashes toward camera.
STAN
Good luck!
Kyle runs to center court and all the other players rush in around him, so everyone is in a line with Kyle in the middle. Except for Kyle, every other kid is five to six feet tall and black. Kyle looks around nervously as the kids all group around, some holding balls and some dribbling.
Reverse to a tall white basketball coach, holding a basketball and wearing an all state jersey.
COACH
Hi boys, now you're all here, because you are the best of the best--
As the coach talks we PAN along the faces of the young black players. We pan along several faces, and then past the very top of Kyle's hat which is all we can see of him-
COACH (O.S.) (CONT'D)
I know that you have all worked very hard to make it this far. Now let's get out there and show me what you got!
MUSIC starts to play as the kids all split up into two teams. The black kids all start playing a game of basketball, looking like total pros with Kyle running around in the middle.
Finally, a kid passes the ball to Kyle. He dribbles the ball and shoots! But a tall black kid who is guarding him just takes it and dribbles away.
Now a wider shot of all the black kids playing hoops while Kyle runs around in the middle trying to be a factor in the game.
Meanwhile, the coach is talking to the other coaches, looking at a clipboard and then he steps forward.
COACH (CONT'D)
Uh, Excuse me... Broflovski is it?
Kyle stops in a wide shot while the kids play around him and looks at camera.
KYLE
Yeah?
COACH
Can we talk to you a minute?
Kyle walks over to the coach.
COACH (CONT'D)
You uh... the best player in your school are ya?
KYLE
Yup! I love basketball. I wanna play for the Denver Nuggets some day!
COACH
KYLE
What do you mean?
COACH
Well it's just that-- Jews can't PLAY basketball.
The coach blows his whistle and walks back toward the black kids playing the game.
COACH (CONT'D)
Alright, kids, we gotta work on that shooting come on--
VERY SAD MUSIC starts to play as Kyle lowers his head and walks away.
INT. DENVER CONVENTION CENTER - DAY
Still wearing his basketball outfit, Kyle leans his head against the wall of one of the breezeways.
The boys walk up, Stan and Kenny in front of Cartman.
STAN
Dude, you were awesome, Kyle.
Kyle doesn't say anything. The boys all look at each other.
STAN (CONT'D)
Look, you gave it your best shot, right? That's all you could do.
But Kyle doesn't move. The boys look at each other again, Stan motions for them to go. Kenny puts his hand on Kyle's shoulder and then both of them walk away. Cartman watches them go, and then looks back to Kyle, who doesn't move.
Cartman looks around not sure what to say to Kyle. Finally, he gently takes a few steps forward Kyle and holds his hand out To Kyle.
CARTMAN
Nya nya nya nya nyaaaa nya! You hoo hoo hoo LO-OST! Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa ha!
Kyle doesn't move at all. Cartman stands there and smiles at him... Then loses his smiles.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
Kyle... I'm totally ripping on you at a totally inappropriate time.
KYLE
I know. I deserve it.
CARTMAN
Yeah, you know why? Because Jews can't play basketball!
KYLE
You're right.
Cartman thinks for a while. Then looks down at the ground and walks away.
CARTMAN
Jesus, that's no fun.Cartoon House

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Cartoon Name : THEIR LAST BEAN

Publisher Name : Terry Toons